{"id":6525,"date":"2021-08-30T12:55:32","date_gmt":"2021-08-30T10:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/?p=6525"},"modified":"2025-06-06T09:14:27","modified_gmt":"2025-06-06T07:14:27","slug":"prodej-pyrotechniky-ve-vychodnim-berline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/?p=6525","title":{"rendered":"Autentick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh prodejce pyrotechniky v Berl\u00edn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V b\u00fdval\u00e9m \u010ceskoslovensku neexistoval voln\u00fd prodej z\u00e1bavn\u00ed pyrotechniky. Jin\u00e1 situace byla nap\u0159\u00edklad v N\u011bmecku kde byl prodej pyrotechniky mo\u017en\u00fd od 28. do 31.\u00a0 prosince. Mnoz\u00ed z n\u00e1s maj\u00ed jist\u011b v \u017eiv\u00e9 pam\u011bti dlouh\u00e9 50 ti i v\u00edce metrov\u00e9 fronty nejen na ban\u00e1ny. Podobn\u011b tomu bylo v N\u011bmecku nej\u010dast\u011bji p\u0159ed drogeri\u00ed, kter\u00e1 pyrotechniku prod\u00e1vala.<\/p>\n<p>Poda\u0159ilo se n\u00e1m naj\u00edt p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh (v\u00fdpov\u011b\u010f) jednoho prodejce t\u00e9 doby, kter\u00fd prod\u00e1val pyrotechniku a ve sv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu l\u00ed\u010d\u00ed kousek po kousku cel\u00fd pr\u016fb\u011bh takov\u00e9ho dne. Toto je jeho autentick\u00e1 v\u00fdpov\u011b\u010f:<\/p>\n<p>Vst\u00e1v\u00e1m r\u00e1no kolem 4:45. Chvilku sed\u00edm v posteli a po chvilce dostanu chu\u0165 na jablko. Potom se odeberu do koupelny prov\u00e9st d\u016fkladnou osobn\u00ed hygienu &#8211; chcete p\u0159eci na z\u00e1kazn\u00edka zanechat dobr\u00fd \u010dichov\u00fd dojem. Sbal\u00edm si kapesn\u00ed kalkula\u010dku a n\u011bjak\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed ostatn\u00ed v\u011bci. Mezit\u00edm se k\u00e1vovar va\u0159\u00ed a vyr\u00e1b\u00ed dokonal\u00e9 cappuccino v omyvateln\u00e9m &#8222;to-go hrne\u010dku&#8220; vyztu\u017een\u00e9m r\u00fd\u017eov\u00fdmi slupkami. N\u00e1sleduje rychl\u00fd odjezd do prodejny, proto\u017ee chcete m\u00edt v obchod\u011b trochu v\u00edce \u010dasu kr\u00e1tce p\u0159ed op\u011btovn\u00fdm otev\u0159en\u00edm a prozkoumat mo\u017en\u00e9 st\u00ed\u017enosti. Kdy\u017e doraz\u00edte do obchodu, uv\u00edt\u00e1 v\u00e1s 30 metr\u016f dlouh\u00e1 fronta skalopevn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel oh\u0148ostroj\u016f se zubat\u00fdm \u201eDobr\u00e9 r\u00e1no, pane rachejtle!\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6539\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-6-300x162.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-6-300x162.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-6-1024x552.png 1024w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-6-768x414.png 768w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-6.png 1093w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Odemknu dve\u0159e a rychle vklouznu dovnit\u0159 a znovu za sebou zav\u0159u dve\u0159e &#8230; F\u00edha, hotovo, jsem v prodejn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b oh\u0148ostroj\u016f! \u0160\u00e1lek a kalkula\u010dku pokl\u00e1d\u00e1m na sv\u00e1 m\u00edsta a zap\u00edn\u00e1m topen\u00ed a tak\u00e9 cel\u00fd obrovsk\u00fd osv\u011btlovac\u00ed syst\u00e9m. N\u00e1sledn\u011b mus\u00edm rychle na toaletu. Sed\u00edm a v duchu p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm jak mi \u0161patn\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci znovu polo\u017e\u00ed o\u0161kliv\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky, al\u00e1: \u201eJak vypad\u00e1 tamta baterie a tahle nov\u00e1 baterie a&#8230; jak\u00fd m\u00e1 efekt?&#8230; a stoj\u00ed to za to ji koupit &#8230;? &#8211; Bo\u017ee! Jak m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho v\u016fbec \u0159\u00edct? Ani zcela dokonale nezn\u00e1m \u00fa\u010dinky n\u011bkter\u00fdch &#8222;star\u00fdch&#8220; bateri\u00ed pro oh\u0148ostroje, nato\u017e ty \u201ezbrusu nov\u00e9\u201c! O\u0161kliv\u00e9 my\u0161lenky h\u00e1z\u00edm za hlavu a jdu pracovat. P\u0159i pohledu na hodiny kdy je pr\u00e1v\u011b 6:30 se d\u00edv\u00e1m sm\u011brem ven p\u0159ed prodejnu kde od p\u0159edn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti obchodu narostla fronta lid\u00ed na d\u00e9lku asi 50 metr\u016f. Lid\u00e9 \u010dekaj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159ed obchodem mezit\u00edm skoro prom\u00e1\u010dkli dve\u0159e dovnit\u0159 a pop\u00edchli m\u011b sv\u00fdm nadr\u017een\u00fdm pohledem. Nevad\u00ed mi to&#8230; jsem zvykl\u00fd b\u00fdt v centru pozornosti &#8230; Rychle let\u00edm znovu na let\u00e1k &#8230;. (ehm, reklamn\u00ed tiket) a d\u00edv\u00e1m se, kde ve kter\u00e9 mraz\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159ihr\u00e1dce lze naj\u00edt p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 drobn\u00e9 jednotliv\u00e9 p\u0159edm\u011bty &#8230; v ten moment najednou hromy do dve\u0159\u00ed! Fuj! To jsem se lekl! Ale p\u0159i lep\u0161\u00edm pohledu zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee to je m\u016fj po\u017eadovan\u00fd podp\u016frn\u00fd person\u00e1l. Nech\u00e1m kolegy rychle vstoupit a mezi t\u00edm tlust\u00ed, prolomen\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci byli posl\u00e1ni zp\u011bt ven &#8230; Ufff&#8230; Spole\u010dn\u011b vyd\u011b\u0161eni mluv\u00edme t\u0159esouc\u00edmi se hlasy a dod\u00e1v\u00e1me si navz\u00e1jem odvahu! Pot\u00e9 po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 diskusi v 7:00 otev\u00edr\u00e1me z\u00e1mky a nech\u00e1me dav b\u011b\u017eet voln\u011b dovnit\u0159 prodejny. V\u0161ichni se bojovn\u011b hrnou dovnit\u0159 a nar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed na opevn\u011bn\u00fd, prosklen\u00fd prodejn\u00ed pult. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6532\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-1-300x228.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-1-300x228.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-1.png 705w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci jsou p\u0159\u00edkladn\u00ed: Maj\u00ed sv\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u00e1 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed a \u010dist\u011b vypsan\u00fd pap\u00edr a dokonce i ceny podle po\u010dtu jemn\u011b a \u00fahledn\u011b zapsan\u00e9ho seznamu! V\u0161e postupn\u011b bal\u00edme do ta\u0161ek a krabic a j\u00e1 mezit\u00edm postupn\u011b \u0165uk\u00e1m \u010d\u00edsla do m\u00e9 Casio FX-850P a na display se uk\u00e1\u017ee suma za 145,89 ukazuji z\u00e1kazn\u00edkovi se slovy a p\u0159\u00e1n\u00edm v\u0161eho nejlep\u0161\u00edho do nov\u00e9ho roku. Minim\u00e1ln\u011b 60 procent kupuj\u00edc\u00edch se v\u0161ak p\u0159i p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed pen\u011bz dobrovoln\u011b zaokrouhluje na dal\u0161\u00ed polovi\u010dn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1stku &#8230; \u201eSen z\u00e1kazn\u00edci\u201c !!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6538\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-5-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-5-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-5-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-5.png 433w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kr\u00e1tce po 7:00 p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed k obchodu dod\u00e1vka se z\u00e1sobami zbo\u017e\u00ed. Po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 konzultaci s \u0159idi\u010dem dod\u00e1vky a vedouc\u00edm skladu v obchod\u011b za\u010dneme n\u00e9st krabice z auta do obchodu, abychom spole\u010dn\u011b vyplnili prvn\u00ed viditeln\u00e9 mezery v reg\u00e1lech, co\u017e n\u00e1s chr\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ed p\u0159\u00edsnost\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f! N\u00e1sleduje znovu perfektn\u00ed pracovn\u00ed nasazen\u00ed a pln\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f. V poledne p\u0159i pohledu na hodiny si v duchu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee\u00a0 si mus\u00edm d\u00e1t pauzu 5 minut &#8230; ale fronta st\u00e1le existuje &#8230; tak jen sta\u010d\u00edm usrknout trochu studen\u00e9 k\u00e1vy a pokra\u010duji v prodeji slovy: P\u0159ejete si, pros\u00edm? Kolem 14:00 n\u00e1s jeden z prodejc\u016f opou\u0161t\u00ed &#8230; nyn\u00ed mus\u00ed prod\u00e1vat z\u00e1bavn\u00ed pyrotechniku n\u011bkde v jin\u00e9m obchod\u011b &#8230;! Nap\u00edn\u00e1me tedy opasky a j\u00e1 m\u017eour\u00e1m na svoji misku pro sn\u00edda\u0148ov\u00e9 cere\u00e1lie, ale bohu\u017eel u\u017e podruh\u00e9 k j\u00eddlu. Kolem 15:30: u\u017e je fronta pry\u010d, ale z\u00e1kazn\u00edci st\u00e1le p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed \u201ev\u010das\u201c na na\u0161e prodejn\u00ed m\u00edsta &#8211; u\u017e to nevydr\u017e\u00edm a roztrhnu obal a nacpu do sebe hrst tohoto modern\u00edho obiln\u00e9ho konglomer\u00e1tu &#8230;hmmm opravdu velmi * chutn\u00e9 * &#8230; ale kdy\u017e mluv\u00edm, plivu a z\u00e1kazn\u00edci jsou pln\u00ed drobk\u016f. Po chv\u00edli je \u0159idi\u010d dod\u00e1vky zbo\u017e\u00ed znovu zp\u011bt a v n\u011bkter\u00fdch reg\u00e1lech spole\u010dn\u011b pln\u00edme n\u00e1\u0161 op\u011btovn\u011b vybombardovan\u00fd pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd obchod.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6533\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-2-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-2-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-2.png 703w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kolem 18:00 si mysl\u00edm jen: \u201eOh\u0148ostroj\u201c\u00a0 a hod\u00edm do \u00fast druhou hrst lahodn\u00e9ho produktu obiln\u00fdch &#8222;corns flakes&#8220;. Skv\u011bl\u00e9! N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed dv\u011b hodiny spole\u010dn\u011b \u0159e\u0161\u00edme dal\u0161\u00ed objedn\u00e1vky na druh\u00fd den. Ve 20:00 ot\u00e1\u010d\u00edm kl\u00ed\u010dem v z\u00e1mku u dve\u0159\u00ed obchodu. Opou\u0161t\u00edm boji\u0161t\u011b a s hladov\u00fdm \u017ealudkem jdu na indi\u00e1nsk\u00e9 setk\u00e1n\u00ed a ve\u010de\u0159i! Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b nejhor\u0161\u00ed den m\u00e1me za sebou! Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se obchod otev\u00edr\u00e1 a\u017e v 8:00 n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho dne. Jsem tam v 7:30 proto\u017ee st\u00e1le mus\u00edm n\u011bco nastavit a d\u00e1t kl\u00ed\u010d do z\u00e1mku &#8230;, ale nefunguje to! Kl\u00ed\u010d ji\u017e nesed\u00ed! Frustrovan\u00e1, neschopn\u00e1 konkuren\u010dn\u00ed klob\u00e1sa z Berlinerallee (doslovn\u00fd p\u0159eklad) n\u00e1m z frustrace zablokovala z\u00e1mek dve\u0159\u00ed kousky dr\u00e1tu!!! Poda\u0159ilo se mi jeden z t\u011bchto kousk\u016f dr\u00e1tu dostat pomoc\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdch palubn\u00edch n\u00e1stroj\u016f. Kl\u00ed\u010d bohu\u017eel ale st\u00e1le nezapad\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b do z\u00e1mku. V 7.45 p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed prvn\u00ed kolegov\u00e9 a z\u00e1kazn\u00edci ji\u017e stoj\u00ed p\u0159ed obchodem v dlouh\u00e9 50 ti metrov\u00e9 front\u011b. Zavol\u00e1me z\u00e1me\u010dn\u00edka! On by m\u011bl b\u00fdt na m\u00edst\u011b nejpozd\u011bji do 40 minut. Zahl\u00e9dl jsem l\u00e9k\u00e1rnu p\u0159es ulici a vid\u011bl jsem posledn\u00ed \u0161anci! Je ji\u017e otev\u0159en\u00e1 a m\u00e1m k dispozici r\u016fzn\u00e9 ten\u010d\u00ed dlouh\u00e9 kanyly, kter\u00fdmi se pokus\u00edm dr\u00e1t ze z\u00e1mku vyndat. Bohu\u017eel ale ani s t\u00edm nedok\u00e1\u017eu z\u00e1mek otev\u0159\u00edt! Po 40 minut\u00e1ch nesmysln\u00e9 \u010dekac\u00ed doby vol\u00e1me znovu z\u00e1me\u010dn\u00edka, nyn\u00ed jsme poslali mnoho z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou tam autem, do dal\u0161\u00edch sousedn\u00edch pobo\u010dek . Po telefonu m\u00e1me jistotu, \u017ee z\u00e1me\u010dn\u00edk je v na\u0161\u00ed bl\u00edzkosti do 10 minut &#8230; po 15 minut\u00e1ch zavol\u00e1me znovu &#8230; nikdo tam nen\u00ed! Ale te\u010f o 5 minut pozd\u011bji tam opravdu je! Nejprve se pokus\u00ed vy\u010distit z\u00e1mek jemn\u00fdm n\u00e1strojem, ale to neusp\u011bje &#8230;.Tak\u017ee doporu\u010duje vyvrtat z\u00e1mek a koupit si nov\u00fd. Kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00fd mu\u017e (z\u00e1me\u010dn\u00edk) je o sv\u00e9m doporu\u010den\u00ed a postupu pr\u00e1ce zcela p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den: &#8230;.odvrt\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1mku je nejrychlej\u0161\u00ed zp\u016fsob jak se dostat dovnit\u0159. Z\u00e1mek je rychle vyfr\u00e9zov\u00e1n, ale \u201eotev\u00edrac\u00ed mu\u017e\u201c se st\u00e1le &#8222;dus\u00ed&#8220; z\u00e1mkem &#8230; nelze jej oto\u010dit a rozhodn\u011b jej nelze otev\u0159\u00edt &#8230; Obr\u00e1b\u011bc\u00ed pr\u00e1ce se zv\u011bt\u0161uj\u00ed a prohlubuj\u00ed &#8230; j\u00e1, moji kolegov\u00e9 i br\u00e1n\u011bn\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci to cel\u00e9 se z\u00e1jmem sledujeme. Pak kone\u010dn\u011b po dal\u0161\u00edch 15 minut\u00e1ch do\u0161lo k \u201eprasknut\u00ed\u201c a dve\u0159e se otev\u0159ou. V 9:40\u00a0 se obchod kone\u010dn\u011b otev\u00edr\u00e1! Je\u0161t\u011b jednou d\u011bkuji &#8222;kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9mu mu\u017ei&#8220;. T\u0159et\u00ed den za\u010dal docela uvoln\u011bn\u011b v 9:00&#8230;. s \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm z\u00e1mkem nebylo manipulov\u00e1no a p\u0159ed obchodem \u010dekalo jen p\u00e1r lid\u00ed . Z\u00e1kazn\u00edci, kte\u0159\u00ed se p\u0159el\u00e9vali do na\u0161eho obchodu, byli bu\u010f b\u011b\u017en\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci, kte\u0159\u00ed do posledn\u00edho dne bojovali sami se sebou nebo se svou pen\u011b\u017eenkou, aby si koupili tuhle, jistou, kyselou megabaterii a kde uzel praskl kr\u00e1tce p\u0159ed koncem kdo prost\u011b zapomn\u011bl z\u00edskat ten \u010di onen p\u0159edm\u011bt. Pak samoz\u0159ejm\u011b lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed \u010dekali do posledn\u00edho dne nebo zapomn\u011bli, \u017ee dnes je Silvestr a \u017ee vy, \u00fapln\u011b jako ve slavn\u00e9m n\u00e1\u010drtu &#8222;Oh\u0148ostroj od Gerhard Polt&#8220;\u00a0 o p\u016flnoci mus\u00ed vyst\u0159elit n\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch raket do nebe!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6535\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-4-300x224.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-4-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-4-768x574.png 768w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-4.png 1023w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u00e9 velkou skupinu z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f posledn\u00edho dne jsou lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed si mus\u00ed koupit stoln\u00ed oh\u0148ostroje, krekry a prost\u011b v\u0161e co je\u0161t\u011b zbylo. O chv\u00edli pozd\u011bji vtrhli do obchodu dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci a okam\u017eit\u011b hledali ur\u010dit\u00fd v\u00fdrobek se zmaten\u00fdma o\u010dima, a kdy\u017e je uvid\u011bli, popadli ob\u011b ruce a vrhli se p\u0159\u00edmo k pokladn\u011b. Kolem 12:00 se zvy\u0161uje n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed dialog mezi z\u00e1kazn\u00edkem a prodejcem: Z\u00e1kazn\u00edk: &#8230; * Hele * ; M\u00e1te tohle a m\u00e1te taky je\u0161t\u011b tohle to? ; Prodejce:\u00a0 Ano, tady &#8230; zb\u00fdvaj\u00ed t\u0159i, kolik pot\u0159ebujete? Z\u00e1kazn\u00edk: \u201eJeden sta\u010d\u00ed!\u201c a slovy dod\u00e1v\u00e1 ; a v ostatn\u00edch obchodech kolem n\u00e1s u\u017e nemaj\u00ed toto?\u201c Prodava\u010d; Ne &#8230; bohu\u017eel u\u017e v\u0161e je pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b vyprod\u00e1no. \u201c Citov\u011b jsem emocion\u00e1ln\u011b rozd\u011blen na dv\u011b \u010d\u00e1sti podle na\u0161ich n\u011bkolika zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch p\u0159\u00edklad\u016f, ale jsem r\u00e1d, \u017ee jsem mohl s touto slu\u017ebou pomoci hledaj\u00edc\u00edmu z\u00e1kazn\u00edkovi. Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme k magick\u00e9 hranici 14:00. Do obchodu nyn\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed jen p\u00e1r lid\u00ed, proto\u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina okoln\u00edch obchod\u016f je ji\u017e zav\u0159en\u00e1. Skute\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 oh\u0148ostroj\u016f stejn\u011b nep\u0159ijdou, proto\u017ee se nyn\u00ed p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed na silvestrovskou noc. 2 minuty p\u0159ed 14:00, chci jen d\u00e1t kl\u00ed\u010d do nov\u00e9ho ji\u017e nezaseknut\u00e9ho, ale h\u0159\u00ed\u0161n\u011b drah\u00e9ho z\u00e1mku a v ten moment&#8230; no prost\u011b klasika od &#8222;posledn\u00edho z\u00e1kazn\u00edka&#8220;. Oto\u010d\u00edm se a v duchu si pomysl\u00edm; \u017ee by ten chlap s \u010dern\u00fdm SUV zaparkovan\u00fd ve druh\u00e9 \u0159ad\u011b, ten na baterie za 200 ? Bohu\u017eel ne&#8230; prav\u00fd opak = n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd a se slovy: Zabalte mi n\u011bco &#8230; ale jen opravdu velk\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 v\u011bci. Ji\u017e z prvn\u00ed v\u011bty a uv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee jde o n\u011bkoho kdo by si p\u0159\u00e1l d\u00e1t dohromady silvestrovsk\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek za gigantick\u00fdch 20 marek, ale chce p\u0159esn\u011b v\u011bd\u011bt, co d\u011bl\u00e1 za ka\u017ed\u00e9 2 marky zbo\u017e\u00ed a zda je dobr\u00e9 a zda nikoliv? Ufff&#8230; Posledn\u00edch 10 minut tedy ub\u00edh\u00e1 velmi pomalu\u2026se zamknut\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi mi v z\u00e1dech \u0165ukaj\u00ed na ramena \u201ez\u00e1kazn\u00edci\u201c kte\u0159\u00ed cht\u011bj\u00ed jen 10 prskavek nebo bal\u00ed\u010dek f\u00e1bork\u016f. Ke konci \u010dasu se pen\u011b\u017en\u00ed obrat asymptoticky bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed nule!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6534\" src=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-3-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-3-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-3-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/hicp.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/prodej-pyro-3.png 1021w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nikdy tedy nestoj\u00ed za to b\u00fdt otev\u0159en d\u00e9le ne\u017e v\u011bt\u0161ina okoln\u00edch obchod\u016f! Ach! Je to za mnou \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V b\u00fdval\u00e9m \u010ceskoslovensku neexistoval voln\u00fd prodej z\u00e1bavn\u00ed pyrotechniky. Jin\u00e1 situace byla nap\u0159\u00edklad v N\u011bmecku kde byl prodej pyrotechniky mo\u017en\u00fd od 28. do 31.\u00a0 prosince. Mnoz\u00ed z n\u00e1s maj\u00ed jist\u011b v \u017eiv\u00e9 pam\u011bti dlouh\u00e9 50 ti i v\u00edce metrov\u00e9 fronty nejen na ban\u00e1ny. Podobn\u011b tomu bylo v N\u011bmecku nej\u010dast\u011bji p\u0159ed drogeri\u00ed, kter\u00e1 pyrotechniku prod\u00e1vala. Poda\u0159ilo se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,87,52],"tags":[72,98,95,96,97,93],"class_list":["post-6525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-art","category-civilni-pyrotechnika","category-historie-ohnostroju","tag-civilni-pyrotechnika","tag-feuerwerk","tag-ohnostroj","tag-ohnostroje","tag-pyrotechnika","tag-zabavni-pyrotechnika"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6525"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6923,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6525\/revisions\/6923"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hicp.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}